has anyone ever been on the website "my drunk texts". it is SOOO funny ahah. people post drunk texts they've sent or received. ohhh boy its hilarious. its just a great laugh!

heres the site:
http://mydrunktexts.com/

and here are some of my favourite posts:

"I just walked thrugh the woods having a conversation with every spider I saw in it's web. They all have English accents. I'm drunk and this weed is incredible!"

"WTF, what happened last night? Reply: You drank all the Bacardi that you bought me for MY birthday and then blamed it on the Bacardi dwarf. That's what happened last night asshole"

"I just had a conversation with my cat in the shower about pancakes. We both like them a lot."

"Dude i'm not sure who's apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal... "

>:] muahahaha you just made my night

"You didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower "

Hahaha omfg, that's a cool website.

xD

try textsfromlastnigh.com hilarious!


(303): If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.

(631): guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
(1-631): whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?


(773): our cab driver is having phone sex.

(203): just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you

(919): yea it was a blast...we met these guys, they bought us shots, we gave them fake names then ran into the crowd! They never saw us again... i love having a vag

lol. me and my friends would totally do that. x]

hahahahahaha I love those sites.

me too. haha

hahah!!! im reading some of these and they are fucking hilarious!!!!!

lol these are class, theres a good lot i can relate back to nights ive had out though lol

(816): I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up


hahahahahahahaha lmao
i love this site!

(909): I think my gay best friend gave me oral herpes. Fail. I'm a girl, not to mention..I'm a fucking virgin. No fair.

(000): Been watching cars for 15 minutes and saying "Beep" at ones I like.

(413): she puked up her taco bell and sang into the toilet "MY BRAINS, MY BRAINS, MY BRAINS..." she took 'puking your brains out' to the next level and sang the brain song for the rest of the night

lmfao i love that site

(954): I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza.

(919): I would do terrible, disgusting things for a Klondike bar.

(561): Just drove past an old lady giving her senior citizen husband road head... The best part was seeing her holding her teeth in her free hand...


omfg. this and FML are the greatest sites ever. x]

(210): Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.

(859): I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.

(713): yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.

(604): found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
(1-604): wtf you measured my hair?

(973): I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.

(215): mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
(267): I know she was great

hah fail, one of the area codes where i live is in the top 20 this week. xP

haha nice. x]

(215): I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section.

(631): DUDE! IM GONNA BE ON COPS!

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation? ... (rec'd): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

bahahahaa.

Bahaha! Those are so freaking funny!